Especially if you’re planning a prolonged visit to Pakistan, using the correct Urdu numbers for counting in Urdu could be very important! Number systems are the other alphabet in any language. In fact, it is a language all of its own, and it serves a multitude of excellent purposes.
The origin of counting, and with it numbers, is not clear to historians. While their art showed that prehistoric man had a concept of numbers, the first indication of a formal system was found to be only between 20,000 and 35,000 thousand years old. This discovery came around 1960 in the form of the so-called Ishango Bone found in the Congo, Central Africa.
The 10cm/4 inch piece of bone was a fibula from a baboon. It showed markings with a neat, unified pattern of small lines – far too organized and sophisticated to have formed spontaneously. Archeologists believe that those thin markings were carved to keep score of, or count, something. The lines seemed to represent a sequence of prime numbers and a series of duplications. Some even called it the first-ever pocket calculator!
2. Mesopotamia and Greece
Yet, evidence suggests that it wasn’t until about 4,000 years ago that humans truly started counting and using numbers. Together with the development of civilization came developed agriculture, and the need for measurement and score-keeping was increased.
For this reason, a formal number system and mathematics were developed first in the Middle East, in what was then called Mesopotamia. Mesopotamia was roughly situated in the area of modern-day Iraq and Kuwait. Allegedly, the system was pretty simple at first. Citizens used tokens that represented a certain number of items, such as one token equalling four goats, etc. This eventually evolved into a system of score marks pressed into clay, which ultimately went on to influence Greek mathematics.
3. Hindu-Arabic Numbers
Zero, meanwhile, was conceived later and elsewhere. Inspired by the Hindu religion, which allows for the concept of infinity and eternity, the Indians invented a symbol to represent nothing. The magic of the zero lies not in itself but its combination with other numbers.
The Indians were also the creators of today’s numbers, which are often referred to as Hindu-Arabic numbers. These comprise one or a combination of just ten symbols or digits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.
Europe learned of this numeric system only around 1200 A.D., when they were introduced to it by an Italian mathematician called Leonardo Pisano Bigollo.
Pisano, also known as Fibonacci, is famous for the discovery of a mathematical sequence with countless applications. Yes, math buffs, it’s the well-known Fibonacci sequence, also called the Golden Mean.
The Roman numeric system, which was clumsy next to the newer inventions, gradually lost popularity in the West. It’s from here that they “slowly spread to conquer the world,” as Steven Law puts it.
2. Why is it Important to Learn Urdu Numbers?
For us at UrduPod101, this is an easy question to answer! Because we know that numbers are a global unifier.
Counting and numbers have made our lives easier since they were first formulated, even in their most primitive forms.
Without knowing your numbers, you can’t properly communicate about or deal with the following:
1) Your date/time of birth, i.e., your age: This is vital information to be able to give to people like doctors, employers, law enforcement, and so forth.
2) Banking: Worldwide, our monetary systems are built on numbers. Interest, credit scores, and loans all rely on math beyond simple finger counting.
3) Time: Without knowing how to say numbers, you can’t talk or ask about the time and expect to get a useful response. You don’t want to miss an appointment or schedule something for the wrong hour!
4) Ordering data: Numbers bring order to a mostly random life! Scientists even say that numbers and the way they are organized underpin the whole universe. From using them to count your meals’ calories and the number of likes your posts get on social media, to drawing up intricate data charts and explaining existence itself – numbers are what makes these things possible.
All of the above and more are reasons why it is important to know your numbers if you plan on travelling or becoming a foreign worker abroad, in Pakistan or anywhere else!
3. Learning Urdu Numbers
Now, let’s explore the Urdu number system a bit more! Take a look at this infographic.
Can you make out for yourself what the Urdu numbers between one (1) and nine (9) look and sound like? Easy, right?
Then, share with us in the comments your native language’s romanized pronunciation of your number system. We’d love to see all the different ways the same numbers can be pronounced!
When you have mastered the first ten numbers, you have basically nailed the most significant part of the number system. Well done! Curious to learn the numbers from eleven upward? No problem! Why not subscribe and enroll with us now to immediately enjoy this lesson, teaching you all about Urdu numbers eleven (11) to one hundred (100)?
Finally, if you’re curious how the numbers look once you’ve broken one hundred, why not check out our Urdu number vocabulary page? You can see the numbers we’ve just covered, all the way up to four thousand (4,000). Plus, you can also see the Urdu words for different numbers used in example sentences, to get an idea of how you can use them in your day-to-day conversations!
4. Why Choose UrduPod101 to Learn all about Urdu Numbers?
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Also, we created a great number of fantastic tools to help keep struggle and boredom out of the learning process.
Fun and Easy Learning: It’s a commonly-known fact that when learning is made easy and fun, student motivation rises. And as motivation rises, so does the effort to learn – what a beautiful cycle! UrduPod101’s language learning system is designed to get you speaking from the onset. Learn at your own convenience and pace with our short, effective, and fun audio podcast lessons. Our Learning Center is comprehensive and state-of-the-art, with a vibrant user community to connect with! Our lessons are recorded with native hosts and voice actors, providing a diverse range of dialects in your lessons. You can be confident that native speakers will understand you when speaking Urdu!
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Nobody’s perfect, not anywhere in the world. Everybody makes mistakes, and does and says regrettable things. Then it’s time to apologize, as saying ‘I’m sorry’ is not in vain. It can be very healing! Did you know that hearing a sincerely-meant apology can have a noticeable effect on a person’s body? Research has shown that it slows down breathing and heart rate, and even causes a drop in blood pressure.
Sometimes we cannot fix what’s broken, but we can make the experience a bit easier for anyone who suffered on account of our thoughtless actions or words.
Here are a number of ways to say sorry in Urdu. In any language, just make sure you really mean it! An insincere apology will not go down well with anyone.
میں معافی چاہتا ہوں (Main maafi chahta hoon). I’m sorry
These words should precede anything else you have to say. Use them sincerely and whenever you are clearly in the wrong. Acknowledging your guilt and apologizing for any wrongdoing will lift your spirits too! Often, remorse can eat away at us, and a simple ‘I’m sorry’, in Urdu or any other language, can open the door for forgiveness and resolution of a bad situation. It can be a true gift!
میں معذرت کرنا چاہوں گا (Main maazrat karna chahun ga). I would like to apologize.
This is a slightly more formal way to say ‘I’m sorry’ in Urdu. Use this phrase if you’re addressing your superiors and/or elders.
میں صدق دل سے معذرت خواہ ہوں (Main siqd-e-dil se maazrat khwaah hoon). I sincerely apologize.
If you feel strongly about your apology, this is another slightly more formal phrase to use. Keep it handy for graver errors, or you might come across as insincere!
میں آئیندہ ایسا نہیں کروں گا (mei aainda aisa nahi karoonga). I won’t do it again.
A promise you can only make if you intend to keep it! Few things feel as bad as having to hear repeated apologies from someone for the same behavior – it means the ‘sorry’ is not sincere. Don’t be that person!
میں یہ غلطی دوبارہ نہ کرنے کو یقینی بناؤں گا۔ (Main yeh ghalti dubara na karne ko yaqeeni banaun ga). I’ll make sure not to make this mistake again.
A beautifully strong phrase! Again, say this only if you mean it – not just in the moment, but always! A bit more formal, this is an especially good phrase to use when apologizing to superiors and/or elders. It will make an especially good impression at the workplace, where accountability is an excellent quality to display!
میرا یہ مطلب نہیں تھا (mera yay matlab nahi tha). I didn’t mean that.
This is a tricky one… What did you mean, then?! Clear up any confusion with sincerity. Also, use this phrase only if the harm done or mistake made was due to an accident, and then admit to thoughtlessness on your part, if appropriate.
یہ میری غلطی ہے (Yeh meri ghalti hai). It’s my fault.
If the fault is really yours, own up to it. You will gain respect in the eyes of others! However, don’t take the blame when it’s not truly yours. It won’t be good for you, and ultimately you will not be respected much for it.
میں خودغرض ہونے کے لیے معذرت خواہ ہوں۔ (main khud gharz hone kay liye maazrat khwaah hoon). I’m sorry for being selfish.
This is a good phrase to keep handy, especially for your close relationships. It is difficult to admit you’re selfish, isn’t it?! However, it’s good to know when to be honest. We get used to our loved ones, which often means we forget that they need our good manners and unselfish behavior just as much as strangers do.
مجھے آپ سے معافی کی امید ہے۔ (Mujhe aap say maafi ki umeed hai). I hope you will forgive me.
This is a polite and gentle wish that can smooth over many harsh feelings. It also shows that the other person’s opinion and forgiveness are important to you.
میں پوری ذمہ داری لیتا ہوں (Mei poori zimadari leta hun). I take full responsibility.
This strong statement is similar to admitting that an error or transgression was your fault. It speaks of courage and the willingness to take remedial action. Good one to use…if you mean it!
مجھے ایسا نہیں کرنا چاہئے تھا (Mujhay aisa nahin karna chahiye tha). I shouldn’t have done it.
This phrase is fine to use if you did or said something wrong. It shows, to an extent, your regret for having done or said what you did, and demonstrates that you understand your role in the mistake.
دیر سے آپ کے پیسے واپس کرنے کے لئے معذرت (Dair se aap kay paise wapis karne kay liye maazrat)! Sorry for giving your money back late.
It’s rotten to have to loan money! Yet, it’s equally rotten to have to ask for the repayment of a loan. So, do your best not to pay late in the first place, but if it can’t be helped, this would be a good phrase to use!
براہِ مہربانی مجھ پر غصہ نہ ہوں (Barahe meharbani mujh par ghussa na hon). Please don’t be mad at me.
Well, this is not a very advisable phrase to use if you are clearly in the wrong. If someone is justifiably angry with you, asking them not to be mad at you would be an unfair expectation. However, if you did something wrong by accident, and if the consequences were not too serious, this request would be OK.
معاف کیجئے گا مجھے دیر ہو گئی (Maaf kijiye ga mujhe dair ho gai). Sorry I’m late.
Punctuality is valued in most situations, but if you really cannot help being late, then apologize! This way you show respect for your host, and win their approval.
میں آپ سے مطلبی ہونے کے لئے معذرت خواہ ہوں (Mei aap se matlabi honay ky liye maazrat khwah hoon). I apologize for being mean to you.
Acknowledging your own meanness towards someone is no small thing, so good for you! Use this apology only if your intention is to seriously address your mean tendencies, or these words could become meaningless over time.
2. How To Refuse Something Politely in Urdu
Congratulations! Now you know how to apologize in Urdu! After you have apologized for a mistake, focus on fixing whatever you can, and don’t punish yourself over something that cannot be taken back or reversed. That’s healthy for you! Regret can eat away at the soul, and even destroy it. It is ultimately a useless emotion if it consumes you.
However, in language, we use apologies not only when we’ve transgressed or made mistakes. They come in handy in other situations too, when there has been no wrongdoing. Sometimes we need to express regret for having to refuse a gift, an offer, or an invitation. This can be somewhat tricky. Learn from specialists at UrduPod101 about how to use the correct Urdu words for this kind of ‘sorry’!
3. Survival Phrases “How to Say Sorry”
On the run and need a quick lesson on how to say sorry in Urdu? Don’t fret, just listen and repeat! Click here for a recorded short lesson and learn how to give the perfect apology, with perfect pronunciation in Urdu. A little can go a long way, and you will sound like a native!
4. Why You Will NOT Be Sorry For Learning Urdu through UrduPod101
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Free Resources: Sharing is caring, and for this reason, we share many free resources with our students. For instance, start learning Urdu with our basic online course by creating a lifetime account – for free! Also get free daily and iTunes lessons, free eBooks, free mobile apps, and free access to our blog and online community. Or how about free Vocabulary Lists? The Urdu dictionary is for exclusive use by our students, also for free. There’s so much to love about UrduPod101…!
Live Hosts and One-on-One Learning: Knowledgeable, energetic hosts present recorded video lessons, and are available for live teaching experiences if you upgrade. This means that in the videos, you get to watch them pronounce those tongue-twisters, as if you’re learning live! Add octane to your learning by upgrading to Premium Plus, and learn two times faster. Your can have your very own Urdu teacher always with you, ensuring that you learn what you need, when you need to – what a wonderful opportunity to master a new language in record time!
Start Where You Are: You don’t know a single Urdu word? Not to worry, we’ve absolutely got this. Simply enroll in our Absolute Beginner Pathway and start speaking from Lesson 1! As your learning progresses, you can enroll in other pathways to match your Urdu level, at your own pace, in your own time, in your own place!
After this lesson, you will know almost every ‘sorry for’ in Urdu, but don’t let it be that you’re sorry for missing a great opportunity. Learning a new language can only enrich your life, and could even open doors towards great opportunities! So don’t wonder if you’ll regret enrolling in UrduPod101. It’s the most fun, easy way to learn Urdu!
Did you know that the Ashura religious holiday, one of the most significant Muslim holidays, actually holds slightly different meanings to the various Muslim groups? In this article, we’ll go over some of the most common beliefs and traditions associated with Ashura, from Ashura holiday meaning to the vocabulary for Ashura processions, from the perspective of multiple groups, so that you can get a multi-faceted glance at Pakistan culture and Muslim religions. In turn, this will make your language studies much more effective and fascinating!
At UrduPod101.com, we hope to make every aspect of your learning journey both fun and informative! So let’s get started.
1. What is the Ashura Holiday in Pakistan?
When it comes to Ashura (both the Ashura holiday in India and in Pakistan), mourning is the main focus among Muslim groups. The holiday is the culmination of the Remembrance or Mourning of Muharram and is multifaceted in nature depending on which denomination of Islam a person espouses. Different Islamic sects observe the Day of Ashura in different ways, with each having their own reasons to honor the day and their own set of events they are commemorating on the holiday.
Shiite Muslims observe the Day of Ashura as a day of mourning for Husayn ibn Al, martyred during the Battle of Karbala. A group of his closest associates and family members were exterminated with him. Since those killings, Shi’a Muslims have looked upon the Day of Ashura as a day for lamentations and sorrow.
Pakistan and some other Middle Eastern countries have made the Commemoration of Husayn ibn Ali a national holiday which most religious and ethnic groups in those countries partake in.
Sunni Muslims, on the other hand, observe the Day of Ashura as a day of victory to mark the day when the Israelites were liberated from the Egyptian pharaoh.
2. When is Ashura?
Each year, Muslims celebrate Ashura on the tenth day of the Islamic month Muharram. For your convenience, here’s a list of this holiday’s date on the Gregorian calendar for the next ten years.
2019: September 10
2020: August 29
2021: August 19
2022: August 8
2023: July 28
2024: July 16
2025: July 5
2026: June 25
2027: June 15
2028: June 3
3. Reading Practice: Ashura Holiday Traditions
To find out how different Muslim groups commemorate Ashura, and more about the Ashura holiday Pakistan pbserves, read the Urdu text below. You can find the English translation directly below it.
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روایتی طور پر یوم عاشورہ کے لئے شیعہ مسلمانوں کی رسومات میں شامل ہیں خود اذیتی ، جس میں اکثر اپنے گناہوں کے لئے خود کو سزا دینا شامل ہوتا ہے کیونکہ اصل توجہ ماتم پر ہوتی ہے، اگرچہ حال ہی میں بہت سے مذہبی اہلکاروں نے ان اعمال کی مذمت کی، اور انہیں غیر اسلامی قرار دیا ہے۔
کچھ سنی مسلم یوم عاشورہ کو روزہ رکھتے ہیں اور کربلا تقریبات کو بھی مانتے ہیں اگرچہ سنیوں کے لئے تہوار کے طور یہ اصل توجہ کا مرکز نہیں ہوتی ہیں۔
شیعوں کے لئے یوم عاشورہ شاید سنیوں کے مقابلے میں کہیں زیادہ اہم ہے۔
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Traditionally, the ritual ceremonies of Shiite Muslims for the Day of Ashura were masochistic in nature, often involving self-flagellation because of the focus on mourning, although more recently, many religious officials decried those practices, declaring them un-Islamic.
Some Sunni Muslims fast on Ashura and also recognize the Karbala events even though they are not the focus of the holiday for Sunnis.
For Shiites, the Day of Ashura is arguably more important than it is for Sunnis.
4. Who was Husayn ibn A?
Why is Husayn ibn A such an important Muslim figure?
Husayn ibn A was the grandson of Prophet Muhammad. Husayn ibn A is also known for being the third Shia Imam, and is highly revered for refusing to give his loyalty to the Umayyad leader Yazid—an outward display of his negative opinions toward the Umayyad rule.
5. Essential Ashura Vocabulary
Here’s some vocabulary you should know for Ashura!
To hear each of these vocabulary words pronounced, visit our Ashura vocabulary list. Here, you’ll find each word accompanied by an audio file of its pronunciation, and a relevant image.
How UrduPod101 Can Help You Master Urdu
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We know that learning Urdu can be a hassle, but know that your hard work and determination will pay off in the long run. And UrduPod101 will be here with fantastic lessons and constant support to make the learning process as painless as possible.
Don’t forget to offer your Muslim friends an Ashura holiday greeting or nice Ashura holiday wishes!
We wish you all the best in your language-learning endeavors! 🙂
So, your Urdu language skills are really shaping up. You can hold basic conversations in the workplace and at the restaurant, you’ve made a few casual friends, and your confidence level is at an all-time high…until you find yourself struggling to keep up during informal conversations or in the virtual communication sphere.
If this sounds like you, it’s time to beef up your lexicon with Urdu internet slang phrases and other terms used in casual conversations.
Learning Urdu slang will enable you to develop and maintain strong relationships with native Urdu speakers in Pakistan and also provide you with the opportunity to remain relevant and current. It will also help you eradicate any redundancy in your daily conversations.
In this article, you’ll learn about Urdu internet slang and its utility in everyday life. We’ll also cover some Urdu text slang to help you engage in more effective communication over the phone or DM. Best of all, you’ll find plenty of examples for how to use these words, abbreviations, and phrases. Want to learn even more phrases to make your speech sound natural? Then check out our list of Essential Idioms That Will Make You Sound Like a Native Speaker!
In Pakistani society, praising others for their actions or successes is the norm. People want to be appreciated, so it’s imperative to have a good understanding of Urdu slang that can be used to show appreciation to natives.
Feel free to pick and choose from the following list next time you want to express your appreciation!
This phrase is a great way to show approval or commendation regarding someone’s actions, though it can also be used to describe people, places, or things.
کمال (kamaal) – great
The word کمال (kamaal) is most often used to show appreciation for someone’s appearance. So if you feel like someone’s looks and apparel are worth appreciating, feel free to use this word to let them know!
زبردست (zabardast) – fantastic
Use the word زبردست (zabardat) when you need an efficient way to emphasize your approval or appreciation of something.
واہ بھئی واہ (wah bhai wah) – awesome
Pakistani people generally use واہ بھئی واہ (wah bhai wah) when listening to a song or a piece of poetry that they like very much. For this reason, you’ll hear this phrase often during musical or poetic gatherings. This Urdu slang phrase sounds extremely natural when used in the proper context and under appropriate circumstances, so try using it yourself to surprise—and impress—native speakers.
تالیاں (taliyaan) – clapping
If you want to applaud someone through a text message or over an online messenger, you can use this Pakistani Urdu slang term. It means “clapping.”
مبارکاں (mubarkan) – congrats
While in Pakistan, don’t forget to congratulate others on their successes—this will certainly make you popular among the natives! This slang term carries an element of great intimacy, so using it with native speakers will help you gain acceptance and closeness with them.
Example Sentence:
مبارکاں! ہم میچ جیت گئے۔
Mubarkan! Hum match jeet gaye.
Congrats! We won the match.
2.Urdu Slang to Use in Despair
Disappointment is a part of life we must all deal with from time to time. Expressing our thoughts and feelings to others is essential in maintaining healthy relationships, so you should make an effort to learn a few common Urdu slang terms for use in desperate situations.
If you find yourself in a horrible situation, you can always use this phrase to express your disappointment.
اب یہ نہیں (ab yeh nahin) – not this now
This phrase is used to express that you don’t want to confront a new problem that you see approaching.
افسوس صد افسوس (afsos sad afsos) – very sad
If you feel sad for someone, you can use افسوس صد افسوس (afsos sad afsos) to show your disappointment. It’s the near equivalent of the English interjection “alas.”
شرمناک (sharamnaak) – shameful
Be mindful when using this phrase! It’s used as a way to tell someone to be ashamed of themself, so use it sparingly.
گھٹیا (ghattia) – low
This is a harsh word, so always think before using this Urdu slang term.
بے شرمی کی انتہا (besharmi ki intiha) – height of shamelessness
This is the harshest word of disapproval on our list, so always think twice before using it!
Example sentence:
یہ بے شرمی کی انتہا ہے۔
Yeh besharmi ki intiha hai.
It is the height of shamelessness.
3.Urdu Slang for Describing People
Now, let’s go over a list of descriptive Urdu slang words and phrases that can be used to describe the people around you and let them know what you think about them.
This is a somewhat derogatory slang term that describes a person who is not straightforward and keeps on beating around the bush.
اداکار (adakaar) – actor
This term is used to describe a person who keeps on changing his role and character in real life. If you use this word to describe someone, you mean to portray him as a dramatic personality.
چیتا (cheetah) – leopard
Although this word represents a ferocious animal, it’s a word of love and approval in Urdu. Pakistani youth normally use it to describe their friends to show their love and affection.
بیہودہ (behoodah) – shameless
You should always think twice before using this term, as it depicts a shameless person.
شیر (sher) – tiger
This popular Urdu slang term is used to show appreciation for the courage of a friend (or another person).
Example sentence:
میں اس کی بات کو سنجیدگی سے نہیں لیتا، وہ ایک کہانی باز ہے۔
Mei uss ki baat ko sanjeedgi say nahin leta, woh aik kahani baaz hai.
I don’t take him seriously, he is a storyteller.
4.Argumentative Urdu Slang
Arguments can happen anywhere, anytime. If you find yourself trapped in this kind of situation, you can use any of the following Urdu slang phrases to validate your stance or deescalate the situation.
بکواسیات (bakwasiyaat) – cock and bull story
This is one of the most offensive terms on our list, so be mindful about using it. You could use this slang term when you do not accept someone’s version of an incident.
مغز چاٹنا (maghaz chatna) – bother someone
A practical application of this term is to use it in the phrase: میرا مغز مت چاٹو (mera maghaz mat chato), which means “to ask someone to stop arguing.”
فساد پھیلانا (fasaad phailana) – to destroy a situation
If you’re frustrated with a person’s behavior and actions, you may write:
فساد مت پھیلاؤ۔
Fasaad mat phailao.
Stop making a fuss.
When you use this slang term, it’s obvious that you’ll be asking the other person to stop making a fuss.
مت مارنا (mat maarna) – to blow one’s mind
When someone has blown your mind, you may say:
تم نے میری مت مار دی ہے۔
Tum nay meri mat maar di hai.
You have blown me out of my mind.
میلہ لوٹنا (mela lootna) – to take the lead
If you find yourself impressed with the other person’s argument, you can appreciate him with this compliment:
تم نے میلہ لوٹ لیا ہے۔
Tum nay mela loot liya hai.
You have taken the lead today.
By saying so, you accept that he is the hero of the day.
5.English Slang Words and Their Best Possible Urdu Equivalents
بعد میں بات ہوتی ہے (baad mein baat hoti hai) – TTL
تھوڑی دیر میں آتا/آتی ہوں (thori dair mein aata/aati hun) – BRB
کوئی بات نہیں (koi baat nahin) – no problem
خیال رکھنا (khayal rakhna) – TC
جڑے رہئے گا (juray rahiye ga) – keep in touch
سلام (salaam) – hello
6. Conclusion
This article has equipped you with several essential internet Urdu slang phrases. Studying them will help you communicate more effectively and naturally with native speakers, and maybe even improve your social life while in Pakistan!
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An appropriate and friendly introduction in the Urdu language to the natives can allow you to rub elbows with them without much effort. People always take pleasure and pride in speaking their language. To hear the local language from a foreigner’s mouth is a real-time exotic experience which evokes the interest of the locals and serves as the key to rapport-building with them.
Introducing yourself in Urdu won’t be a problem anymore; this article will trigger your first flight to the journey of Urdu-learning by familiarizing you with things like “My name is” in Urdu. Whether you need to learn how to introduce yourself in interview in Urdu or just talking about yourself in Urdu, you’ve come to the right place.
If you’re asking, “How can I talk about myself in Urdu language?” learning a few basic Urdu introductory sentences or lines to introduce yourself in Urdu can prove to be a good beginning for you. However, before proceeding further into how to introduce yourself in Urdu language, you’ll greatly benefit from firsthand knowledge about Pakistani Urdu culture.
Before beginning, be sure to check out our “Urdu in Three Minutes: Introducing Yourself in Urdu” video above!
When visiting an Urdu-speaking society like Pakistan, you must keep some social, cultural, and religious factors in consideration. These factors will help you win the confidence of the natives and enjoy your stay there. Let’s have a cursory look at some of the salient factors in this regard.
Avoid having consistent eye-contact with the opposite gender. It’s not advisable in Pakistani society, and is almost an offense in some cases.
Avoid shaking hands with the opposite gender.
Keep a reasonable physical distance from the opposite gender while talking.
In short, the list above indicates that you should always be considerate enough to use different body language for different genders, as this is a significant aspect of Pakistani Urdu culture.
Now that we’ve discussed a few important do’s and don’ts, below are a few magical sentences and phrases to equip you with answers to the most common questions. Here’s how to introduce yourself in the Urdu language, from self-introduction in Urdu for interviews to talking about where you are from in Urdu!
2. Seek Attention with Greetings
How to introduce yourself to someone in Urdu (or any language) begins with hello.
السلام علیکم Assalam-o-Alaikum.
“Hello.”
السلام علیکم (Assalam-o-Alaikum) is the most widely used greeting in Pakistan to seek attention and start a discussion with someone to introduce yourself in Urdu. It literally translates to: “Peace be upon you.” Although it doesn’t translate to the English greeting “hello” exactly, it’s the near equivalent to it. It’s the biggest icebreaker in the Urdu language. Once you can pronounce it properly, you’ve taken your first step toward mastering the best way to introduce yourself in Urdu.
Subsequently, to conclude a conversation with the phrase خدا حافظ (Khuda Hafiz) is the most appropriate ending. Literally, it means, “May God protect you.” It will always leave a good taste in the mouth of the person you’ve talked with. You may use these greetings for males and females both, without any gender discrimination.
Remember! During self-introduction in Urdu language, shaking hands with the same gender is desirable; however, always avoid shaking hands with the opposite gender.
3. Inquiring After Someone’s Well-being in Urdu
How to inquire about someone’s general well-being or health in Urdu is another thing which may be on your mind after meeting a native Urdu speaker. Following are the key sentences you can use to ask about someone’s well-being (or talk about your own).
If inquiring about the health of a male, you’ll use:
آپ کیسے ہیں؟ Aap kaisay hain?
“How are you?”
If inquiring about the health of a female, you’ll use:
آپ کیسی ہیں؟ Aap kaisi hain?
“How are you?”
Here’s the most suitable answer to the question:
میں بالکل ٹھیک ہوں، شکریہ۔ Mein bilkul theek hun, shukriya.
“I am perfectly alright. Thank you.”
تم کیسے ہو؟ (Tum kaisay ho?) when asking a male, and تم کیسی ہو؟ (Tum kaisi ho?) when asking a female, or “How are you?” is another sentence to ask about the well-being of someone while introducing yourself in Urdu. However, this sentence is an informal way of inquiring after people of your own age group or who are younger than you. If spoken to an elder or a senior, it’s taken as a sign of disrespect.
For new learners, the informal way of inquiring after someone isn’t recommended. Thus the tip of the day is to be as formal as you can at the beginning, for it will save you many embarrassing situations.
4. Identifying Yourself
The universal practice of naming is important to all human beings across the globe. Therefore, beginning to introduce yourself in Urdu by disclosing your name is the best possible strategy.
1- Talking About Your Name in Urdu
How to say my name in Urdu may be the most pertinent question in your mind after the greeting session. Here are three widely used ways of stating your name in Urdu, along with the question you can use to ask someone else’s name.
Let’s start with the question.
آپ کا نام کیا ہے؟ Aap ka naam kya hai?
“What is your name?”
There are three popular ways to state your name in Urdu.
1. میرا نام ۔۔۔۔۔ ہے۔ Mera naam …..hai.
“My name is ……”
2. مجھے ۔۔۔۔۔ کہتے ہیں۔ Mujhe …… kehty hain.
“I am known as ……”
3. میں ۔۔۔۔۔ ہوں۔ Mein ….. hun.
“I am …..”
In all three cases, fill the blank space with your first name. If you’re wondering how to introduce yourself in an interview in Urdu, or about any other informal occasion of introducing yourself in Urdu, the above examples are a good way to go about this.
The first one is the most popular and recommended answer. Also, keep in mind to introduce yourself with your first name because it’s normative in Pakistan to call someone by their first name.
Now, let’s look at another advantageous sentence: the “Please introduce yourself,” meaning in Urdu. This is roughly equivalent to “Tell me about yourself,” in Urdu.
مہربانی فرما کر، آپ اپنا تعارف کروائیں۔ Maharbani farma kar, apna taaruf karwain.
“Please, introduce yourself.”
2- Talking About Your Age in Urdu
Telling your age or asking another’s is another way of keeping the discussion going and engaging someone in your introduction in the Urdu language. An Urdu-speaking person may ask your age as follows:
آپ کی عمر کتنی ہے؟ Aap ki umer kitni hai?
“How old are you?”
Here’s the most recommended way to reply:
1. میں ۔۔۔۔۔ سال کا ہوں۔ Mein …… ka hun
“I am …… years old.” [Male]
2. میں ۔۔۔۔۔ سال کی ہوں۔ Main …… ki hun
“I am …… years old.” [Female]
You can fill in the blank space with the exact digit or number in Urdu of your age. Please, keep in mind that the first sentence is for the masculine gender, and the second for the feminine gender. The Urdu words کا (ka) and کی (ki) show the masculine or feminine possession of something, respectively.
3- Nationality
If you find it necessary to disclose your nationality in Urdu, you can always benefit from the following sentences.
آپ کون سے ملک سے ہیں؟ Aap kon say mulk say hain?
“Which country are you from?”
1. میں جاپان سے ہوں۔ Mein Japan say hun.
“I am from Japan.”
2. .میں جاپانی ہوں Mein Japani hun.
“I am Japanese.”
Here, once again, we have two sentences to state our nationality; however, these sentences aren’t gender case sensitive. The basic difference between them is that if you want to use the name of your country in Urdu without any change, then you can opt for the first sentence.
However, if you want to state your nationality, go with the second sentence by mentioning your nationality in the blank space.
5. Placing Yourself in Society
1- Occupation: Talking About Your Job in Urdu
To state your profession or occupation in Urdu helps you to open new vistas for discussion, while simultaneously accelerating the process of socialization. Below are some sentences you can use to state your profession in the Urdu language.
1. میں پیشے سے ۔۔۔۔۔ ہوں۔ Mein peishy say ….. hun
“By profession, I am a ……”
2. میں ایک ۔۔۔۔۔ ہوں۔ Mein aik ….. hun
“I am a ……”
In both cases, you need to write down your exact profession, without any change (e.g. doctor, engineer, lawyer, etc.). This will clearly indicate your profession to the questioner.
2- Marital Status
Now, if you’ve become intimate enough with someone, it may be time to share your personal details with him/her. Telling about your marital status is one such personal share. Here are some phrases you can use to talk about your marital status in Urdu:
کیا آپ شادی شدہ ہیں؟ Kya aap shadi shuda hain?
“Are you married?”
1. جی ہاں، میں شادی شدہ ہوں۔ Jee haan, mein shadi shuda hun
“Yes, I am married.”
2. جی نہیں، میں شادی شدہ نہیں ہوں۔ Jee nahi, mein shadi shuda nahi hun.
“No, I am not married.”
The first reply affirms that you’re married, while the second one negates.
3- Talking About Your Family in Urdu: Family Details
If you want to extend the conversation and share some more information about your family members in Urdu, this is the right moment. Ask about the other person’s children, or tell about your own, as follows.
آپ کے کتنے بچے ہیں؟ Aap kay kitnay bachay hain?
“How many children do you have?”
میرے ۔۔۔۔۔ بچے ہیں۔ Mery ….. bachay hain.
“I have ….. children.”
In the blank space, plug in the number of children you have.
4- Hobby
Finding someone with a mutual hobby is a very good omen in a foreign land. Always go for a hunt by discussing hobbies in the following manner.
آپ کا مشغلہ کیا ہے؟ Aap ka mashghala kya hai?
“What is your hobby?”
میرا مشغلہ ۔۔۔۔۔۔ ہے۔ Mera mashghala ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ hai.
“…… is my hobby.”
Fill in the blank space with your hobby, and you’ve hit the bull’s eye!
6. Express Gratitude at the End of the Discussion
Giving a proper ending to your introduction is quite significant; it determines the nature of the future relationship between you and the other speaker. Don’t make haste, and rather try to give proper closure to the discussion.
آپ کو یہاں آ کر کیسا لگا؟ Aap ko yahan aa kar kaisa laga?
“How do you feel here?”
مجھے یہاں آ کر بہت خوشی ہوئی۔ Mujhe yahan aa kar bohat khushi hui.
“I am very happy to be here.”
Don’t forget to respond to thanks with thanks. This is the best available conclusion in Urdu. Besides the following expression, remember to have a look at the common ways to say thank you on UrduPod101.com, as well.
!شکریہ Shukriya! “Thank you!”
Reciprocate the compliment with the same vigor and grace, as this is considered courteous.
!شکریہ Shukriya! “Thank you!”
Yes, you have concluded your conversation perfectly!
7. Practice and Exercise: Write a Sample Essay to Introduce Yourself in Urdu
No one can undermine the significance of a good introduction, because it’s your first impression on others. Here, you’ve been informed with a few tips, techniques, and sentences that may help you in leaving a good, sound, and memorable impression on native Urdu speakers.
To become fully confident in answering the question of how to introduce yourself to someone in Urdu, try to do different exercises with the help of our website: UrduPod101.com.
Now, how to go about introducing yourself in Urdu?
Initially, writing an essay titled “Myself in Urdu” is a workable suggestion to start with. Practice saying “My name is” in Urdu, and much more in your essay. Here’s a sample essay to provide you with a road map to writing your comprehensive introduction.
1- Sample Essay
میرا نام ہاروکی موراکامی ہے۔ میں ایک جاپانی لکھاری ہوں۔ میں کیوٹو، جاپان میں پیدا ہوا۔ میں ایک جاز بار اور کافی ہاؤس کا مالک ہوں۔ میری عمر ستر سال ہے۔ میں نے ٹوکیو میں واقع وسیڈا یونیورسٹی سے تعلیم حاصل کی۔ میراتھن ریس میرا مشغلہ ہے۔
Mera naam Haruki Murakami hai. Mein ek Japani likhari hun. Mein Kyoto, Japan mein paida hua. Mein ek jazz bar aur coffee house ka malik hun. Meri umer sattar saal hai. Mein nay Tokyo mein waqay weseda university say taleem hasil ki. Marathon race mera mashghala hai.
“My name is Haruki Murakami. I am a Japanese writer. I was born in Kyoto, Japan. I am the owner of a Jazz bar and coffee house in Tokyo. I am seventy years old. I studied drama at Waseda University located in Tokyo. The marathon race is my hobby.”
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1. Common Phrases You’ll Need for a Date
So, you have met your Urdu love interest. Congratulations! Who knows where this could take you…?! However, the two of you have just met and you’re not ready to say the Urdu word for love just yet. Great, it is better to get to know him/her first. Wow your prospective love by using these Urdu date phrases to set up a spectacular first date.
Would you like to go out to dinner with me?
آپ میرے ساتھ رات کے کھانے کے لئے باہر جانا پسند کریں گی؟
Aap meray sath raat ky khanay ky liye bahir jana pasand kerein gi?
The important question! In most cultures, this phrase indicates: ‘I’m romantically interested in you’. Flirting in Urdu is no different, so don’t take your date to Mcdonald’s!
Are you free this weekend?
کیا اس ہفتے کے آخر میں آپ فارغ ہیں؟
Kia iss haftay ky akhir mei aap farigh hain?
This is a preamble to asking your love interest on a date. If you get an immediate ‘Yes’, that’s good news!
Would you like to hang out with me?
کیا آپ میرے ساتھ باہر جانا پسند کریں گی؟
Kia aap meray sath bahir jana pasand kerein gi?
You like her/him, but you’re not sure if there’s chemistry. Ask them to hang out first to see if a dinner date is next.
Where shall we meet?
ہم کہاں ملیں؟
Hum kahan milein?
You can ask this, but also suggest a place.
You look great.
آپ بہت زبردست لگ رہی ہیں.
Aap bohat zabardast lag rahi hain.
A wonderful ice breaker! This phrase will help them relax a bit – they probably took great care to look their best just for you.
You are so cute.
آپ بہت پیاری ہیں.
Aap bohat piyari hain.
If the two of you are getting on really well, this is a fun, flirtatious phrase to use.
What do you think of this place?
آپ کا اس جگہ کے بارے میں کیا خیال ہے؟
Aap ka iss jagah ky baray mei kia khayal hai?
This another good conversation starter. Show off your Urdu language skills!
Can I see you again?
میں آپ سے دوباره مل سکتا ہوں؟
Mei aap say dobarah mil sakta hun?
So the date went really well – don’t waste time! Make sure you will see each other again.
Shall we go somewhere else?
ہم کہیں اور چلیں؟
Hum kahin aur chalein?
If the place you meet at is not great, you can suggest going elsewhere. It is also a good question to follow the previous one. Variety is the spice of life!
I know a good place.
میں ایک اچھی جگہ جانتا ہوں.
Mei aik achi jagah janta hun.
Use this with the previous question. However, don’t say if you don’t know a good place!
I will drive you home.
میں آپ کو گھر چهوڑ دوں گا.
Mei aap ko ghar chor dun ga.
If your date doesn’t have transport, this is a polite, considerate offer. However, don’t be offended if she/he turns you down on the first date. Especially a woman might not feel comfortable letting you drive her home when the two of you are still basically strangers.
That was a great evening.
وه ایک بہترین شام تھی.
Woh aik behtreen sham thi.
This is a good phrase to end the evening with.
When can I see you again?
میں آپ کو دوبارہ کب دیکھ سکتا ہوں؟
Mei aap ko dobarah kab daikh sakta hun?
If he/she replied ‘Yes’ to ‘Can I see you again?’, this is the next important question.
I’ll call you.
میں آپ کو فون کروں گا / گی.
Mei aap ko phone karun ga / gi.
Say this only if you really mean to do it. In many cultures, this could imply that you’re keeping the proverbial backdoor open.
You learned all the Urdu phrases to make a date – congratulations! Now you have to decide where to meet, which can be tricky. Discuss these options with your lover to gauge whether you like the same things. Check out romantic date ideas in Urdu below!
candlelit dinner
شمع بردار رات کا کھانا
Shama bardar raat ka khana.
A candlelit dinner is perhaps best to reserve for when the relationship is getting serious. It’s very intimate, and says: “Romance!” It’s a fantastic choice if you’re sure you and your date are in love with each other!
go to the zoo
چڑیا گھر جانا
Chirya ghar jana
This is a good choice for shy lovers who want to get the conversation going. Just make sure your date likes zoos, as some people dislike them. Maybe not for the first date, but this is also a great choice if your lover has children – you’ll win his/her adoration for inviting them along!
go for a long walk
طویل پیدل چلنے کے لئے جانا
Taweel paidal chalnay ky liye jana
Need to talk about serious stuff, or just want to relax with your date? Walking together is soothing, and a habit you can keep up together always! Just make sure it’s a beautiful walk that’s not too strenuous.
go to the opera
اوپرا کے لیے جانا
Opera ky liye jana
This type of date should only be attempted if both of you love the opera. It can be a special treat, followed by a candlelit dinner!
go to the aquarium
مچهلی گهر جانا
Machli ghar jana
Going to the aquarium is another good idea if you need topics for conversation, or if you need to impress your lover’s kids! Make sure your date doesn’t have a problem with aquariums.
walk on the beach
ساحل سمندر پر چلنا
Sahil e samundar per chalna
This can be a very romantic stroll, especially at night! The sea is often associated with romance and beauty.
have a picnic
پکنک پر جانا
Picnic per jana
If you and your date need to get more comfortable together, this can be a fantastic date. Spending time in nature is soothing and calms the nerves.
cook a meal together
ایک دوسرے کے ساتھ کھانا پکانا
Aik dusray ky sath khana pakana
If you want to get an idea of your date’s true character in one go, this is an excellent date! You will quickly see if the two of you can work together in a confined space. If it works, it will be fantastic for the relationship and create a sense of intimacy. If not, you will probably part ways!
museum
عجائب گھر
Ajaaib ghar
If you’re looking for unique date ideas that are fun but won’t break the bank, museums are the perfect spot! You won’t be running out of things to say in the conversations.
have dinner and see a movie
رات کا کھانا کھانا اور فلم دیکھنا
Raat ka khana khana aur film daikhna.
This is traditional date choice works perfectly well. Just make sure you and your date like the same kind of movies!
3. Must-know Valentine’s Day Vocabulary
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4. Urdu Love Phrases for Valentine’s Day
So, you now have the basic Valentine’s Day vocabulary under your belt. Well done! But, do you know how to say ‘I love you’ in Urdu yet? Or perhaps you are still only friends. So, do you know how to say ‘I like you’ or ‘I have a crush on you’ in Urdu? No? Don’t worry, here are all the love phrases you need to bowl over your Urdu love on this special day!
You mean so much to me.
تم میرے لیے انتہائی اہم ہو
tum mere liye intehai aihem ho
This is a beautiful expression of gratitude that will enhance any relationship! It makes the receiver feel appreciated and their efforts recognized.
Will you be my Valentine?
کیا تم میری ویلنٹائن بنو گی؟
kia tum meri velentine bano gi?
With these words, you are taking your relationship to the next level! Or, if you have been a couple for a while, it shows that you still feel the romance. So, go for it!
You’re so beautiful.
آپ بہت خوبصورت ہو.
aap bohat khubsurat ho.
If you don’t know how to say ‘You’re pretty’ in Urdu, this is a good substitute, gentlemen!
I think of you as more than a friend.
میں تم کو ایک دوست سے بڑھ کر سمجھتا ہوں
main tum ko aik dost say barh kar samajhta hoon.
Say this if you are not yet sure that your romantic feelings are reciprocated. It is also a safe go-to if you’re unsure about the Urdu dating culture.
A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.
تمھارے لیے میری محبت کو تھامنے کے لئے سو دل بھی کم ہوں گے
Tumharay liye meri tamaam muhabbat ko thamnay kayliye soo dil bhi kam hongay.
You romantic you…! When your heart overflows with love, this would be the best phrase to use.
Love is just love. It can never be explained.
محبت صرف محبت ہے. اس کی وضاحت نہیں کی جا سکتی.
Muhabbat sirf muhabbat hai, is ki wazaahat nahin ki ja sakti.
If you fell in love unexpectedly or inexplicably, this one’s for you.
You’re so handsome.
تم بہت خوبصورت ہو.
Tum bohat khoobsoorat ho.
Ladies, this phrase lets your Urdu love know how much you appreciate his looks! Don’t be shy to use it; men like compliments too.
I’ve got a crush on you.
میں تمھارا دیوانہ ہوں
Main tumhara dewana hoon.
If you like someone, but you’re unsure about starting a relationship, it would be prudent to say this. It simply means that you like someone very, very much and think they’re amazing.
You make me want to be a better man.
تم مجھ میں ایک بہتر انسان بننے کی چاہ پیدا کرتی ہو
tum mujh main ek behtar insan ban’ne ki chah paida karti ho
Gentlemen, don’t claim this phrase as your own! It hails from the movie ‘As Good as it Gets’, but it is sure to make your Urdu girlfriend feel very special. Let her know that she inspires you!
Let all that you do be done in love.
جو کچھ بھی آپ کریں اسے محبت میں کریں
jo kuch bhi aap karain usay muhabbat main karain
We hope.
You are my sunshine, my love.
میرا پیار تم ہی ہو، جانم
mera piyar tum hi ho , jaanum
A compliment that lets your lover know they bring a special quality to your life. Really nice!
Words can’t describe my love for you.
آپ کے لئے میری محبت کو الفاظ بیان نہیں کر سکتے
aap kay liye meri muhabbat ko alfaaz byan nahin kar sakte
Better say this when you’re feeling serious about the relationship! It means that your feelings are very intense.
We were meant to be together.
ہمیں ایک ساتھ ہونا چاہیے تھا
hamain aik saath hona chahiye tha
This is a loving affirmation that shows you see a future together, and that you feel a special bond with your partner.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in love.
اسے پڑھنے کے دوران اگر آپ کسی کے بارے میں سوچ رہے ہیں، تو یقناً آپ محبت میں مبتلا ہیں
Isay purhnay key doran aker aap kisi kay baray main sooch rahay hain , to aap yaqeenan muhabbat main mubtala hain
Here’s something fun to tease your lover with. And hope he/she was thinking of you!
I love you.
میں تم سے پیار کرتا ہوں
main tum se pyar karta hun
Saying ‘I love you’ in Urdu carries the same weight as in all languages. Use this only if you’re sure and sincere about your feelings for your partner/friend.
5. Urdu Quotes about Love
You’re a love champ! You and your Urdu lover are getting along fantastically, your dates are awesome, your Valentine’s Day together was spectacular, and you’re very much in love. Good for you! Here are some beautiful phrases of endearment in Urdu that will remind him/her who is in your thoughts all the time.
6. Marriage Proposal Lines
Wow. Your Urdu lover is indeed the love of your life – congratulations! And may only happiness follow the two of you! In most traditions, the man asks the woman to marry; this is also the Urdu custom. Here are a few sincere and romantic lines that will help you to ask your lady-love for her hand in marriage.
7. 15 Most Common Break-Up Lines
Instead of moving towards marriage or a long-term relationship, you find that the spark is not there for you. That is a pity! But even though breaking up is never easy, continuing a bad or unfulfilling relationship would be even harder. Remember to be kind to the person you are going to say goodbye to; respect and sensitivity cost nothing. Here are some phrases to help you break up gently.
I need my space.
مجھے تنہا چھوڑ دو
Mujhay tanha chor do.
When a person is too clingy or demanding, this would be an suitable break-up phrase. It is another good go-to for that lover who doesn’t get the message!
We need to talk.
ہمیں بات کرنے کی ضرورت ہے.
hamain baat kernay ki zaroorat hay
This is not really a break-up line, but it is a good conversation opener with a serious tone.
It’s not you. It’s me.
یہ تم نہیں. یہ میں ہوں.
Ye tum naheen, Ye main hoon.
As long as you mean it, this can be a kind thing to say. It means that there’s nothing wrong with your Urdu lover as a person, but that you need something different from a relationship.
I’m just not ready for this kind of relationship.
میں بس اس قسم کے تعلق کے لئے تیار نہیں ہوں
main bus iss qisam kay taalluq kay liye tayyar naheen hoon.
Things moved a bit fast and got too intense, too soon? Painful as it is, honesty is often the best way to break up with somebody.
Let’s just be friends.
چلو ہم دوست بن جائیں
Chalo ham dost ban jaain.
If the relationship was very intense, and you have sent many ‘i love u’ texts in Urdu, this would not be a good breakup line. Feelings need to calm down before you can be friends, if ever. If the relationship has not really developed yet, a friendship would be possible.
I think we need a break.
میرے خیال میں ہمیں ایک وقفے کی ضرورت ہے
meray khayal main hamain aik waqfay ki zaroorat hay.
This is again honest, and to the point. No need to play with someone’s emotions by not letting them know how you feel. However, this could imply that you may fall in love with him/her again after a period of time, so use with discretion.
You deserve better.
تم بہتر کے مستحق ہو
Tum behtar kay mustahiq ho.
Yes, he/she probably deserves a better relationship if your own feelings have cooled down.
We should start seeing other people.
ہم دوسرے لوگوں سے ملنا شروع کرنا چاہیے
hamain doosre logon se milna shuuru karna chahiye
This is probably the least gentle break-up phrase, so reserve it for a lover that doesn’t get the message!
I think we’re moving too fast.
میرے خیال میں ہم بہت زیادہ تیز جا رہے ہیں
meray khayal main hum bohat zayada taiz ja rahay hain.
Say this if you want to keep the relationship, but need to slow down its progress a bit. It is also good if you feel things are getting too intense for your liking. However, it is not really a break-up line, so be careful not to mislead.
I need to focus on my career.
میں اپنے پیشے پر توجہ مرکوز کرنے کی ضرورت ہے.
Mujhay apnay payshay per tawajjoh markooz karnay ki zaroorat hay.
If you feel that you will not be able to give 100% in a relationship due to career demands, this is the phrase to use. It’s also good if you are unwilling to give up your career for a relationship.
I’m not good enough for you.
میں آپ کے لئے بہت اچھا نہیں ہوں
main aap kay liye bohat achcha naheen hoon.
Say this only if you really believe it, or you’ll end up sounding false. Break-ups are usually hard for the receiving party, so don’t insult him/her with an insincere comment.
I just don’t love you anymore.
میں مزید آپ سے محبت نہیں کرتا۔
main mazeed aap say muhabbat nahi kerta
This harsh line is sometimes the best one to use if you are struggling to get through to a stubborn, clingy lover who won’t accept your break up. Use it as a last resort. Then switch your phone off and block their emails!
We’re just not right for each other.
ہم صرف ایک دوسرے کے لئے ٹھیک نہیں ہیں.
hum aik dusray kay liye theak naheen hain.
If this is how you truly feel, you need to say it. Be kind, gentle and polite.
It’s for the best.
یہ اچھے کے لیے ہے.
yeh achay kay liye hai
This phrase is called for if circumstances are difficult and the relationship is not progressing well. Love should enhance one’s life, not burden it!
We’ve grown apart.
ہم علیحدہ ہو گئے ہیں
hum alehda ho gae hain
Cross-cultural relationships are often long-distance ones, and it is easy to grow apart over time.
8. Will Falling in Love help you Learn Urdu faster?
Most people will agree that the above statement is a no-brainer – of course it will! Your body will be flooded with feel-good hormones, which are superb motivators for anything. UrduPod101 is one of the best portals to help help make this a reality, so don’t hesitate to enroll now! Let’s quickly look at the reasons why falling in love will speed up your learning of the Urdu language.
Three Reasons Why Having a Lover will Help you Learn Urdu Faster!
1- Being in a love relationship with your Urdu speaking partner will immerse you in the culture
UrduPod101 uses immersive methods and tools to teach you Urdu, but having a relationship with a native speaker will be a very valuable addition to your learning experience! You will gain exposure to their world, realtime and vividly, which will make the language come alive even more for you. The experience is likely to expand your world-view, which should motivate you to learn Urdu even faster.
2- Having your Urdu romantic partner will mean more opportunity to practice speaking
Nothing beats continuous practice when learning a new language. Your partner will probably be very willing to assist you in this, as your enhanced Urdu language skills will enhance the relationship. Communication is, after all, one of the most important pillars of a good partnership. Also, you will get to impress your lover with the knowledge gained through your studies – a win/win situation!
3- A supportive Urdu lover is likely to make a gentle, patient teacher and study aid!
With his/her heart filled with love and goodwill for you, your Urdu partner is likely to patiently and gently correct your mistakes when you speak. This goes not only for grammar, but also for accent and meaning. With his/her help, you could sound like a native in no time!
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Falling in love with a man or woman speaking Urdu is an opportunity for both of you to learn a new language! For this reason, every lesson, transcript, vocabulary list, and resource at UrduPod101 is translated into both English and Urdu. So, while your partner can help you learn Urdu faster, you can potentially also help him/her learn and master English!
2- Lessons Are Designed to Help You Understand and Engage with Urdu Culture
At UrduPod101, our focus is to help our students learn practical vocabulary and phrases used by everyday people in Pakistan. This means that, from your very first lesson, you can apply what you learn immediately! So, when your Urdu partner wants to go out to a restaurant, play Pokemon Go, or attend just about any social function, you have the vocabulary and phrases necessary to have a great time!
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The way you meet someone for the first time largely decides the nature of your relationship with them in the future. Without any exaggeration, the very few words or gestures that you use while greeting someone indicate your level of intimacy or professional liaising. Choosing the perfect greeting is the key to perfect bonding in the Urdu language, without a doubt.
So how do you say hello in Pakistan? What’s hello in Urdu?
Saying hello in Urdu is notably significant because it’s your first interaction with the natives. Regardless of your competence in the Urdu language, when you become efficient in opening the conversation in a focused and flawless manner, the locals will become more accepting of you. Consequently, you’ll become even more motivated in future conversations.
In this article, you’ll learn different ways to say hello in Urdu based on the situation, particularly how to say hello in Pakistani Urdu, so that you can always start off on the right foot!
While in Pakistan, you’ll want to greet the natives with their very own Urdu greetings. In terms of greetings in Urdu, there are two things in particular you’ll need to know: how to say hello in Urdu and how to say hi in Urdu.
For this reason, if you want to delve deep into Pakistani society, you must know how to say hi in Urdu, because these most common Urdu words will melt the ice for you and allow you to start building rapport much more quickly.
Keeping this in view, it becomes imperative to know the following:
What is the meaning of hello in Urdu?
How do you say hello in Urdu?
How to say “Hello, how are you?” in Urdu
How to pronounce hello in Urdu
UrduPod101.com seeks to answer all of your questions on this topic, so that you can say a perfect hello in Urdu writing, or strike up a conversation with locals the right way.
Join us in this exploratory article, and we’ll quench your thirst for learning Urdu!
السلام علیکم (‘Assalam-o-alaikum’)
This phrase is a common way to say hello in Urdu, and literally means “Peace be upon you.” Being an Urdu learner, you can never undervalue such a versatile word or phrase.
السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum) is a must-know Urdu greeting which will benefit you in all circumstances. You may use it on all occasions, regardless of their nature (formal or informal) or the gender of the person you’re speaking to. Further, this is a good example of “hello” written in Urdu which can also be used in speech.
If you’re struggling with the pronunciation of السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’) and you want to hear the hello in Urdu pronunciation, you can find it on UrduPod101.com or elsewhere online.
While السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum) isn’t the literal translation of “hello” in Urdu, it is the most popular and acceptable. Further, it’s the closest word in meaning to hello for Islamics. Therefore, since Pakistan is an Islamic state, you can use this greeting without worrying about any possible socio-cultural risks.
Some Varied Forms of السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum) in Urdu
سلام ‘Salam’
Hello
سلام (‘salam’) is a variation of السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’) in Urdu. However, morphologically, it’s different; salam literally means “peace,” while Assalam-o-alaikum literally means “Peace be upon you.” Nevertheless, semantically, it means the exact same thing. Therefore, you can use them interchangeably.
سلام عرض کرتا ہوں۔ ‘Salam arz kerta hun.’
I say hello.
سلام عرض کرتی ہوں۔ ‘Salam arz karti hun.’
I say hello.
Similarly, the sentences above also introduce us with another way of saying hello to others. The former sentence is used by a male speaker, and the latter by a female speaker.
2. Contextual Greetings
As already stated, the master greeting السلام علکیم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’) can always be used for any occasion. However, there are some contextual greetings you can use if the context is easily identifiable. So what is hello in Urdu for these situations? Below are some examples of greetings in Urdu for specific instances.
A. Specific Greetings with Reference to Time
صبح بخیر ‘subah bakhair’
Good morning.
When meeting someone in the morning, you can always replace السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’) with صبح بخیر (‘subah bakhair’). It’s a time-specific greeting that’s essentially the alternative of “hello” in Urdu or “good morning” in Urdu.
Some other time-specific greetings are given below:
شام بخیر ‘shaam bakhair’
Good evening.
شب بخیر ‘shab bakhair’
Goodnight.
B. Online and Phone Greetings
When talking on the phone, you may be pleased to know that the word for hello in Urdu is often a simple “hello” when السلام علکیم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’) isn’t used. Saying hello in Urdu this way is common for phone and internet conversations, due to the fact that many people who use these technologies are well-educated. This is also the case when you want to say hello in Urdu writing while online.
C. Some magic Urdu greeting phrases
When greeting someone in Pakistan with the catch-all word for hello in Pakistani Urdu—السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’)—you’ll get a suitable response in the form of وعلیکم السلام (‘wa alaikum ussalam’), which means “Peace be upon you as well.”
Here are some magic phrases that will strengthen your bond with the native so you can gel with them properly.
آپ سے مل کر خوشی ہوئی۔ ‘Aap say mil kar khushi hui.’
Happy to meet you.
آپ سے مل کر اچھا لگا۔ ‘Aap say mil kar acha laga.’
It is nice to meet you.
Listeners will be pleased to hear you say either of these sentences, and they’ll respond back with extra warmth and attention.
3. Read the Situation and Improvise
It’s true that smart people are always at the helm of affairs. In the same vein, if you want to take control of the situation, you must follow the how to say hello lessons at UrduPod101.com which so you can learn the very best how to say hello in Urdu sentences and how to say hello in Urdu phrases. All these lessons and articles introduce you to various situations and teach you how to tackle “hello” in Urdu conversations.
A strong grip of this information will equip you with the knowledge you need to improve and improvise in Pakistani Urdu.
A. A list of a few most common expressions
We’ve discussed that it’s sufficient to say السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’) for all practical purposes; however, there are several formal and informal occasions which may require some deeper and different Urdu greetings. Now let us expand our discussion a little bit more with a list of some formal and informal expressions to greet in Urdu.
B. Formal Hello in Urdu
When you’ve broken the ice with السلام علیکم (‘assalam-o-alaikum’), take the liberty of asking about the well-being of the addressee. Here are two ways of saying “Hello, how are you?” in Urdu:
جناب،آپ کیسے ہیں؟ ‘Janab, aap kaisay hain?’
Sir, how are you?
محترمہ، آپ کیسی ہیں؟ ‘Mohtarma, aap kaisi hain?
Miss/Madam, how are you?
Here, you must have noticed that the suitable titles were added to make the conversation more formal.
C. Informal Hello in Urdu
Having learned how to say “how are you?” in Urdu, you’re ready to learn some informal Urdu greetings. Let us learn what to say in an informal Urdu conversation after our master Urdu greeting.
سلام دوستو، کیسے ہو؟ ‘Salam dosto, kaisay ho?
Hey guys, how are you?
Here you can also see the “hey guys” meaning in Urdu. It’s an informal way of interacting with close acquaintances.
سلام دوست، کیسے ہو؟ ‘Salam dost, kaisay ho?’
Hello friend, how are you?
D. The need for identifying the occasion
Identification of the occasion is the most significant factor in the whole process. Here, your own personal acumen will determine what phrases you choose from your how to say hello in Urdu vocabulary. Once you’ve successfully identified the occasion, it will be much easier to know what to say.
Furthermore, below are a few more expressions you can use on different, more intimate occasions:
For male addressee:
السلام علیکم پیارے ‘Assalam-o-alaikum pyaray’
Hello beautiful.
For female addressee:
السلام علیکم پیاری ‘Assalam-o-alaikum pyari’
Hello beautiful.
This phrase elaborates the meaning of “hello beautiful” in Urdu.
السلام علیکم عزیز ‘Assalam-o-alaikum azeez’
Hello dear.
The phrase will help you define the context of “hello dear” in the Urdu language.
سب کو سلام ‘sab ko salaam’
Hello everyone.
4. Can We Afford to Use Some Urdu Slang?
Slang terms aren’t considered to be part of the formal linguistic vocabulary and are used specifically in informal speech. Following are some Urdu slang words to say hello, for your knowledge:
A few Urdu slang words
جی جناب ‘ji janab’
Hello
ہاں بھئی ‘haan bhai’
Hello
ارےآپ ‘aray aap’
Hello
ارےتو ‘aray tu’
Hello
5. Synchronize Your Body Language and Greetings
It’s easy to understand that for a beginner, the synchronization of body language and greetings in Urdu can be an uphill task. However, through hard work and exercise, you can ultimately master it. To attain this, be mindful of the following factors and you’ll overcome all the difficult phases on the way.
A. Consult the Pakistani culture
Pakistani society has its own idiosyncrasies; to explore them, you must do your homework. There are many social, cultural, and religious restraints which should always be considered before starting a greeting in Urdu.
B. Mind your body language
Body language assists you a lot in the communication process as a form of non-verbal communication. You can’t afford to use the body language of western societies in Pakistan.
Here are a few tips:
Keep a suitable distance from the others.
You must maintain at least an arm’s length of distance while dealing with the same gender; double this when dealing with the opposite gender.
Use eye contact wisely, especially when interacting with the opposite gender.
Keeping eye contact for longer durations of time with elders may be taken as a token of disrespect. Similarly, while dealing with the opposite gender, it may be taken as a sign of false intentions (i.e. sexual interest).
Smile when and where required.
A light smile has a magical impact. It can be used anywhere, anytime; however, if the occasion is too serious or gloomy, replace a smile with a suitable serious tone and facial expression.
C. Shake hands or not?
Shaking hands is recommended among people of the same gender. Always avoid shaking hands with the opposite gender. Pakistani culture doesn’t allow such intimacy among the opposite gender due to various religious and cultural constraints. This is the case with hugging, too.
D. Haves and have-nots
Dress code. Try to follow the dress-code in Pakistan. Even if you’re wearing western clothes, try to cover as much of your body as possible.
Food. Usually only Halal food is available in open markets in Pakistan, and consumption of liquor is strongly prohibited in open areas for all.
Standing. Standing for others is a way of showing respect in Pakistani culture. In doing this, you stand for others (if you’re already sitting) to welcome someone’s arrival. It’s a gesture of pure respect and honor, and if the person arriving is older than you, it becomes a big must.
6. Conclusion
With us, you’ve developed the know-how of how to say hello in Urdu with a list of currently used Urdu greetings. Your next encounter with native Urdu speakers may come out better now, as you’ll have the advantage of surprising them with your appropriate Urdu greetings.
In case of any questions or queries, consult UrduPod101.com. We provide multiple resources for Urdu learning at your service. Your feedback will help us streamline our resources if ever required. Enjoy UrduPod101.com to brush up your Urdu language skills.
Most everyone is familiar with this day, as it is celebrated nearly everywhere the world. Yet, when exactly is April Fools’ Day? And where did April Fools come from? April Fools’ Day is observed on April 1st every year. This day of jokes and pranks is believed to have stemmed from the 16th-century calendar change in France, when New Year’s Day was moved from April 1 to January 1. This action was taken due to the adoption of the Gregorian calendar.
However, a few people were resistant to the calendar change, so they continued to observe New Year’s Day on April 1st, rather than the new date. They were referred to as the “April Fools”, and others started playing mocking tricks on them. This custom endured, and is practiced to this day around the world!
1. Top One Million Words You Need to Know for April Fools’ Day
Do you want to know how to say April Fools’ Day in Urdu? Well, there are millions of ways and words, but here are the top one million Urdu words you really need to know! Simply click this link. Here are some of them you will find useful:
funny – مزاحیہ – mazahia
joke – مذاق کرنا – mazaaq karna
play a joke – ایک مذاق کرنا – aik mazaaq karna
deceptive – فریبی – faraibi
surprise – حیران کر دینا – hairaan kar dena
prankster – مسخرا – maskhara
prank – مذاق – mazaaq
humor – مزاح – mazaah
April 1st – یکم اپریل – yakam aprail
sneaky – چپکے سے کام کرنے والا – chupkay say kaam karne wala
fool – بیوقوف – baiwqoof
lie – جھوٹ بولنا – jhoot bolna
2. Urdu Phrases You Can Use on April Fools’ Day
Don’t limit yourself to practical jokes – use these April Fools’ phrases in Urdu to prank your favorite Urdu speaking friend or colleague!
All classes for today got canceled.
آج کی تمام کلاسیں منسوخ ہو گئی ہیں
aaj ki tamaam classian mansookh ho gaeen hain.
I’m sorry, but I’ve just broken your favorite pair of glasses.
معافی چایتا ہوں، کیونکہ ابھی مجھ سے آپ کا پسندیدہ چشمہ ٹوٹ کیا ہے۔
muaafi chahta hoon , kiyoon keh abhi mujh say aap ka pasandida chashma toot gaya hay.
Someone has just hit your car.
کسی نے ابھی آپ کی گاڑی میں ٹکر ماری ہے
kisi nay abhi aap ki gari main takar maari hai
You won a free ticket.
آپ نے ایک مفت ٹکٹ جیتا ہے
aap nay aik muft ticket jeeta hay
Thank you for your love letter this morning. I never could have guessed your feelings.
آج صبح آپ کے محبت نامہ کا شکریہ. میں آپ کے جذبات کا انداذہ نہیں لگا سکتا تھا
aaj subha aap kay muhabbat namay ka shukriah. main tumharay jazbaat ka andaza naheen laga sakta tha.
I saw your car being towed.
میں نے آپ کی گاڑی کو لیجاتے ہوئے دیکھا
main ne aap ki gaari ko lejaatay huay dekha
They’re giving away free gift cards in front of the building.
وہ عمارت کے سامنے مفت گفٹ کارڈ دے رہے ہیں
Woh Imarut kay saamnay muft gift card day rahay hain
I’m getting married.
میری شادی ہو رہی ہے.
meri shaadi ho rahi hay
A handsome guy is waiting for you outside.
ایک خوبصورت آدمی باہر آپ کا انتظار کر رہا ہے.
Aaik khubsurat admi bahir aap ka intizar ker raha hay
Can you come downstairs? I have something special for you.
کیا تم نیچے آ سکتے ہو؟ پیرے پاس تمھارے کے لئے کچھ خاص چیز ہے.
Kia tum neechay aa sakte ho, mere pass tumharay liye kuch khaas cheez hay
A beautiful lady asked me to give this phone number to you.
ایک خوبصورت خاتون نے مجھے یہ نمبر آپ کو دینے کے لئے کہا
Aik khoobsurat khatoon nay mujhay yeh number aap ko daynay kay liye kaha
Choose your victims carefully, though; the idea is to get them to laugh with you, not to hurt their feelings or humiliate them in front of others. Be extra careful if you choose to play a prank on your boss – you don’t want to antagonize them with an inappropriate joke.
3. Some of the Coolest April Fools’ Pranks To Play on Anybody
Right, now that you know the top million April Fools’ words in Urdu, let’s look at some super pranks and tricks to play on friends, colleagues and family. Some April Fools ideas never grow old, while new ones are born every year.
Never joke in such a way that it hurts anyone, or humiliates them badly in front of others – the idea is for everybody to laugh and enjoy the fun! Respect is still key, no matter what day of the year it is.
1- Infestation
This trick is so simple, yet so creepy, it’s almost unbelievable. Take black paper, cut out the silhouette of a giant cockroach, a spider or another insect, and stick it inside the lampshade of a table lamp. When the lamp is switched on, it will look like a monstrous insect is sitting inside the lampshade. Or, get a whole lot of realistic-looking plastic insects, and spread them over a colleague’s desk and chair, or, at home, over the kids’ beds etc. Creep-factor: stellar.
2- Which One Doesn’t Fit?
Put the photo of a celebrity or a notorious politician in a frame, and take it to work on April Fools’ Day. Hang the photo on the staff picture wall, and wait. You’ll be surprised how long it can take for people to notice that one picture doesn’t fit.
3- Something Weird in the Restroom
At work, replace the air freshener in the restroom with something noxious like insect killer, oven cleaner or your own odious mixture in a spray bottle. Be sure to cover the bottle’s body so no one suspects a swap.
Or paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish, and leave it at the hand wash basin. It will not lather.
Or, if your workplace’s restroom has partitioned toilets with short doors, arrange jeans or trousers and shoes on all but one of the toilet covers, so it looks like every stall is occupied. Now wait for complaints, and see how long it takes for someone to figure out the April Fools’ Day prank. You’ll probably wish you had a camera inside the restroom. But, unless you don’t mind getting fired, don’t put your own recording device in there!
4- Call Me Funny
Prepare and print out a few posters with the following instructions: Lion Roar Challenge! Call this number – 123-456-7890 – and leave your best lion’s roar as voicemail! Best roarer will be announced April 10 in the cafeteria. Prize: $100. (Lion’s roar is just an example; you can use any animal call, or even a movie character’s unique sound, such as Chewbacca from Star Wars. The weirder, the funnier. Obviously!) Put the posters up in the office where most of the staff is likely to see them. Now wait for the owner of the number to visit you with murderous intent. Have a conciliatory gift ready that’s not a prank.
5- Minty Cookies
This is another simple but hugely effective prank – simply separate iced cookies, scrape off the icing, and replace it with toothpaste. Serve during lunch or tea break at work, or put in your family’s lunch boxes. Be sure to take photos of your victim’s faces when they first bite into your April Fools’ cookies.
6- Wild Shopping
At your local grocer, place a realistic-looking plastic snake or spider among the fresh vegetables. Now wait around the corner for the first yell.
7- The Oldest Trick in the Book
Don’t forget probably the oldest, yet very effective April Fools’ joke in the book – smearing hand cream or Vaseline on a door handle that most staff, family or friends are likely to use. Yuck to the max!
8- Sneeze On Me
Another golden oldie is also gross, yet harmless and utterly satisfying as a prank. Fill a small spray bottle that you can easily conceal with water. Walk past a friend, colleague or one of your kids, and fake a sneeze while simultaneously spraying them with a bit of water. Expect to be called a totally disgusting person. Add a drop of lovely smelling essential oil to the water for extra confusion.
9- Word Play Repairs
Put a fresh leek in the hand wash basin at home or work, and then tell your housemates or colleagues this: “There’s a huge leak in the restroom/bathroom basin, it’s really serious. Please can someone go have a look?!” Expect exasperation and smiles all around. Note that this prank is only likely to work where people understand English well.
10- Scary Face
Print out a very scary face on an A4 sheet of paper, and place it in a colleague’s, or one of your kid’s drawers, so it’s the first thing they see when they open the drawer. You may not be very popular for a while.
11- Wake Up To Madness
Put foamy shaving cream, or real whipped cream on your hand, and wake your kid up by tickling their nose with it. As long as they get the joke, this could be a wonderful and fun way to start April Fools’ Day.
12- Computer Prank
This one’s fabulous, if you have a bit of time to fiddle with a colleague, friend or your kid’s computer. It is most effective on a computer where most of the icons they use are on the desktop background itself (as opposed to on the bottom task bar).
Take and save a screenshot of their desktop with the icons. Set this screenshot as their background image. Now delete all the working icons. When they return to their computer, wait for the curses when no amount of clicking on the icons works.
13- Monster Under the Cup
This one will also work well anywhere people meet. Take a paper cup, and write the following on it in black pen: “Danger! Don’t lift, big spider underneath.” Place it upside-down on prominent flat surface, such as a kitchen counter, a colleague’s desk or a restaurant table. Expect some truly interesting responses.
14- Prank Door
Write in large letters on a large and noticeable piece of paper: PUSH. Tape this notice on a door that should be pulled to open, and watch the hilarious struggle of those clever souls who actually read signs.
4. How Can UrduPod101 Make Your April Fools’ Day Special?
If you happen to visit Pakistan, or if you work for any Urdu speaking company, knowing the above Urdu prankster phrases can really lighten up your day. Showing you have a sense of humor can go a long way to cement good relationships in any situation. These phrases are at your disposal for free, as well as are these 100 core Urdu words, which you will learn how to pronounce perfectly.
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میرا چھوٹا بھائی اکثر نیند میں بات کرتا ہے. Mera chotah bhai aksar neend mei baat kerta hai. My younger brother often talks in sleep.
بڑا بھائی اور چھوٹا بھائی Bara bhai aur chotah bhai. older brother and younger brother
بڑے بھائی اور چھوٹے بھائی نے ہاتھ پکڑے ہوئے ہیں. Baray bhai aur chotay bhai ny hath pakaray huay hain. The older brother and younger brother are holding hands.
ایک چھوٹا بھائی ہے Aik chotah bhai hai. have a younger brother
میرا چھوٹا بھائی دور رہتا ہے، لیکن کرسمس کے لئے گھر آتا ہے. Mera chotah bhai duur rehta hai, lekin chrismis ky liye ghar ata hai. My younger brother lives far away, but he comes home for Christmas.
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